yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day


he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via the-calm-girls)

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

(Source: justbeingaslut, via niallslittle)

utterlyindecent:

"This my boyfriend from Texas and we now live in NYC and hes a republican and hates hobos. I convince him every once in a while to give hobos money and food. He enjoys all the benefits of black women  including but not limited to no aging, big booty, awesome boobies,strong independence, curvy figure long legs, beautiful chocolate covered skin, foxyness, attitude, deep eyes like the universe, juicy lips and all around sexiness. P.s. she dresses with nasty gal model but has the personality of an intelligent and educated hippy!” -Austin"This is my boyfriend Austin. He is from Texas and I’m from NYC. We met in college and are really happy together. He’s amazing as u can see. he sexy, and he has beautiful body, and loves my vegness, lips like pillows,deep blue eyes like oceans, hes strong and smart. he has great hair and his ass is awesome in chinos, i don’t like when he wears shirts. he sleeps with me every night  and he cuddles sometimes.  he makes me breakfast and kisses me every morning. he also tells me I’m beautiful everyday.  he so  good about waiting for me. he accepts my sexiness from the bottom of his heart.;p he kisses my toes and makes fun of me. we laugh together and gives me chicken kisses. he helps me study and tries not to get mad when i treat him poopy when im on the rag. we slow dance together and make dinner almost everynight. he treats meh like a princess. he would buy me the world if he could. <333333" - Christelle he swears his paragraph won but u no mines better xp
 

utterlyindecent:

"This my boyfriend from Texas and we now live in NYC and hes a republican and hates hobos. I convince him every once in a while to give hobos money and food. He enjoys all the benefits of black women  including but not limited to no aging, big booty, awesome boobies,strong independence, curvy figure long legs, beautiful chocolate covered skin, foxyness, attitude, deep eyes like the universe, juicy lips and all around sexiness. P.s. she dresses with nasty gal model but has the personality of an intelligent and educated hippy!” -Austin

"This is my boyfriend Austin. He is from Texas and I’m from NYC. We met in college and are really happy together. He’s amazing as u can see. he sexy, and he has beautiful body, and loves my vegness, lips like pillows,deep blue eyes like oceans, hes strong and smart. he has great hair and his ass is awesome in chinos, i don’t like when he wears shirts. he sleeps with me every night  and he cuddles sometimes.  he makes me breakfast and kisses me every morning. he also tells me I’m beautiful everyday.  he so  good about waiting for me. he accepts my sexiness from the bottom of his heart.;p he kisses my toes and makes fun of me. we laugh together and gives me chicken kisses. he helps me study and tries not to get mad when i treat him poopy when im on the rag. we slow dance together and make dinner almost everynight. he treats meh like a princess. he would buy me the world if he could. <333333" - Christelle 


he swears his paragraph won but u no mines better xp

 

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT